Ever Tried To Pick Up A Hooker?

[Keikan]

Have you ever tried to pick up a prostitute?

(poll please)

[manker]

nah, would do my back in - the ones arounf my way are as fat as feck :x

[J!GGY]

Oh god

[MicroScreen2]

i tried once but she wouldnt get on the back of my raliegh activator

[manker]

Originally posted by MicroScreen2@8 July 2004 - 12:30
i tried once but she wouldnt get on the back of my raliegh activator

if she was proper stuck you could probably get a fair bit of money for that seat on ebay.

[MicroScreen2]

Originally posted by manker+8 July 2004 - 12:35--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (manker @ 8 July 2004 - 12:35)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MicroScreen2@8 July 2004 - 12:30
i tried once but she wouldnt get on the back of my raliegh activator

if she was proper stuck you could probably get a fair bit of money for that seat on ebay. [/b][/quote]
i dont even know why that made me laugh

[SillyRumours]

yes, but then she starting discussing the charge, i asked if i could use paypal, she said yes but said there was a 5% surcharge, so i had her arrested for illegally surcharging, bitch

[Celerystalksme]

Yes and i succeeded...didnt even have to pay for the 1 night of sex

[manker]

Originally posted by Celerystalksme@8 July 2004 - 14:33
Yes and i succeeded...didnt even have to pay for the 1 night of sex

how did you manage that?

- better in the sack than all 4000 of her previous customers so got it for free.

- post coital rabbit punch to the whores neck before a swift getaway

- had no cash to pay so spent the next 3 weeks as bubba the pimp&#39;s bitch

- I lost my nerve, subsequently she didn&#39;t have the heart to charge..

[Keikan]

Hmmm i was looking for a serious answer, maybe i should have started this topic in Talk Club