these are a few tack pick up lines, i find the first one especially funny
I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house ?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together
Are you from Tennessee ? Because you're the only ten I see in here
Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow ?
Should I nudge you or call you ?
Were you in the Girl Scouts ? You sure have tied my heart in a knot
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you
Are you religious ? 'Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers
Oh Baby... you with those curves and me with no brakes
Is it hot in here, or is it just you ?
If I follow you home, will you keep me ?
Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you ?
I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
I saw your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM
I just got a new waterbed, wanna make some waves ?
Nice Legs... What time do they open ?
Nice dress... it'd look great crumpled up in the corner of my room
Are you lost ma'am, cause heaven's a long way from here
Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, may I borrow yours ?
Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again ?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off ?
Hey baby, wanna go get some pizza & screw ? What you dont like pizza ?
Heres a quarter... call your roomie & say you won't be coming home tonite
I miss my teddy bear -- would you sleep with me ?
You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once !
Would you like Gin and plantonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa ?
I know milk does a body good, but baby,
how much have you been drinking ?
Hi, do you want to have my children or would you prefer to practice first ?