Tacky Pick Up Lines!

[Aaron_T]

these are a few tack pick up lines, i find the first one especially funny



I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house ?


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together


Are you from Tennessee ? Because you're the only ten I see in here


Would you like to have breakfast tomorrow ?
Should I nudge you or call you ?


Were you in the Girl Scouts ? You sure have tied my heart in a knot


Hi, the voices in my head told me to come talk to you


Are you religious ? 'Cause I'm the answer to all your prayers


Oh Baby... you with those curves and me with no brakes


Is it hot in here, or is it just you ?


If I follow you home, will you keep me ?


Pardon me, what pickup line works best with you ?


I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away


I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven


I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you


Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart


I saw your picture in the dictionary today, it was under KABAAM


I just got a new waterbed, wanna make some waves ?


Nice Legs... What time do they open ?


Nice dress... it'd look great crumpled up in the corner of my room


Are you lost ma'am, cause heaven's a long way from here


Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, may I borrow yours ?


Was it love at first sight, or should I walk by again ?


Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off ?


Hey baby, wanna go get some pizza & screw ? What you dont like pizza ?


Heres a quarter... call your roomie & say you won't be coming home tonite


I miss my teddy bear -- would you sleep with me ?


You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once !


Would you like Gin and plantonic, or would you prefer Scotch and sofa ?


I know milk does a body good, but baby,
how much have you been drinking ?


Hi, do you want to have my children or would you prefer to practice first ?

[kaiweiler]

Nice Legs... What time do they open ?

Something tells me saying this would get you slapped pretty fast.

[Aaron_T]

Originally posted by kaiweiler@8 July 2004 - 16:24

Nice Legs... What time do they open ?

Something tells me saying this would get you slapped pretty fast.

definetly

[kaiweiler]

Originally posted by Azzz+8 July 2004 - 13:26--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Azzz @ 8 July 2004 - 13:26)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-kaiweiler@8 July 2004 - 16:24

Nice Legs... What time do they open ?

Something tells me saying this would get you slapped pretty fast.

definetly [/b][/quote]
I&#39;m gonna try it, probably this afternoon
This is gonna hurt, I know it lol

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by Azzz@8 July 2004 - 17:07
If I follow you home, will you keep me ?

Sadly enough, that would probably work on me.
Im a sucker for strays.

[kaiweiler]

Originally posted by lilmiss+8 July 2004 - 13:31--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 8 July 2004 - 13:31)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Azzz@8 July 2004 - 17:07
If I follow you home, will you keep me ?

Sadly enough, that would probably work on me.
Im a sucker for strays. [/b][/quote]
I&#39;ll remember that

[kaiweiler]

One of my favorites has always been:

"Nice shoes, Wanna f*ck?"

[Lilmiss]

Originally posted by kaiweiler@8 July 2004 - 17:42
I&#39;ll remember that

Thats what the other 3 men I have locked in my airing cupboard said. B)

[kaiweiler]

Originally posted by lilmiss+8 July 2004 - 13:54--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 8 July 2004 - 13:54)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-kaiweiler@8 July 2004 - 17:42
I&#39;ll remember that&nbsp;

Thats what the other 3 men I have locked in my airing cupboard said. B) [/b][/quote]

nm then....

[Spicker]

lol i gotta use some of these on my g/f lol



she&#39;ll prolly slap me

lilmiss- Take Jonno out of ur closet&#33;&#33;&#33; he cant breathe&#33;