here are some of the many universal thruths
Beware of any project that starts with the words, "Remove old finish''
To find why something's the way it is, see who's making money from it
If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert
When someone is acting "for your own good", you won't like it
Furthermore, they will probably expect you to pay for it
And, if they're "protecting your morals", you'll have to pay double
Not all lawyers should be shot -- some should be hanged
Nothing is so perfect that someone, somewhere, won't hate it
Real knowledge is knowing where to find the answers
The world is run by the people that show up for work
Information is not knowledge anymore than ingredients are a cake
Intellectualism must not be confused with wisdom
If you do something right the first time, no one knows how difficult it was
The difference between adventure and disaster is preparation
Few things in life succeed as well as a power-on reset
The most popular human pastime is denial
Forgiveness is easier to obtain than permission
A solution proposed by a politician will cause more problems than it solves
Don't worry, you're not the first
You can probably have it if you're willing to pay for it
Man's most precious possessions are his day dreams
If someone from the Government sez they're here to help you -- Run !!!
"No comment" is a comment
Time is an illusion but never so much as when you're using a modem
People who are all wrapped up in themselves are overdressed
A pessimist complains about the noise when opportunity knocks
Try to keep your words soft and sweet in case you have to eat them
Despite the cost of living it remains fairly popular
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