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    Terrible Sunburn!!!
    A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed > with second-degree burns. He was already starting to blister and in agony. The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with> saline and electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, rather astounded, said, "What good will Viagra do him?" The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs." [[SIZE=7]

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    Originally posted by ziggyjuarez@14 July 2004 - 07:39
    virgin?
    Shut that cunt’s mouth or I’ll come over there and fuckstart her head.

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    Originally posted by hungrylilboy+15 July 2004 - 12:38--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (hungrylilboy &#064; 15 July 2004 - 12:38)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ziggyjuarez@14 July 2004 - 07:39
    virgin? [/b][/quote]
    its just not funny.

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