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[Mr. Mulder]

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She couldn't believe her luck as she discovered him

using the cherry snowman.



You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were

spanking the sacred biscuits.



Of course, back in my day we called it

conjuring the legendary hamburger.



The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men

spanking the god.

[Snee]

Pfft, I use those expressions all the time I think it's a joke, it's just like dipping the melting tin chipmunk.

[*goddess*]

I got: Like most guys his age, he wasn't above

flustering the pencil.

[Mathea]

I feel like

spinning the pickle.

[ElvisLover]

I feel like
basting the limp coconut-cream hamburger.

[Mathea]

you know, some things you just should keep to yourself

[ZaZu]

The film shocked audiences nationwide with its frank depiction of two men
salting the woodchuck., is that what they're calling it these days?


He was so drunk, he was literally
warming up the wax monkey., now thats just disgusting!

[Randomblonde]

so, how about i file the flesh warlock?

now thats just dirty.

[brenda]

Originally posted by ZaZu@14 July 2004 - 16:50
He was so drunk, he was literally
warming up the wax monkey., now thats just disgusting!

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[Snee]

Originally posted by brenda+14 July 2004 - 20:23--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (brenda @ 14 July 2004 - 20:23)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ZaZu@14 July 2004 - 16:50
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Alone once again, she retired to the bedroom and began

shouting at the legendary salty raisin.