Im So Bored

[hobbes]

drugs are bad

I blame Europe for your boredom. Look, only 54 members active. All the Euro-trash on this board have had a party and passed out. Leaving the rest of us without adequate forum entertainment.

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Im So Bored

Im so tired

[callum]

Originally posted by hobbes@18 July 2004 - 02:21
drugs are bad

I blame Europe for your boredom. Look, only 54 members active. All the Euro-trash on this board have had a party and passed out. Leaving the rest of us without adequate forum entertainment.

not all of the euro-trash have passed out

[Lilmiss]

But Im from the Uk,
And slightly pissed.
Everyones company,
I seemed to miss.

Talking to myself,
Just doesnt compare,
Because my awful singing,
I really cant bear.

Maybe its moi,
They just dont like me.
But a sober person,
I couldnt be.

And now look,
Im getting a complex.
Im off to the mirror,
To practise my flexs.

[hobbes]

In the spirit of poetry:

My Limerick:

There once was a hermit named Dave
Who had a dead whore in his cave
She shriveled and shrank
And God how she stank
But think of the money he saved!

I just made it up, really.

[clocker]

That should cheer her right up.

[Lilmiss]

Thankyou sir Hobbes,
For your limerick so clever.
Your skill and abilty,
I will try to endeavour.

There was a young man named Hobbes,
Who pissed off all of the mods.
He ranted, he raved,
The threw him hin a cave.
And now he lives with the dogs.

[Lilmiss]

There was a dude named Withcheese,
Who pissed off the mods with ease.
He's gotta be careful,
And not as cheerful.
So give us him back please?

[Lilmiss]

Once was a bloke named Jonno,
Who lived life through his bonner.
His shagged this, he humped that,
Then even his cat.
And the cat said it didnt take longo.

There was a guy called Spider dude,
He tried his best to be rude.
But he completly failed,
When his intelligence prevailed.
And now he's not as lewd.

[Lilmiss]

Feel bad if I dont carry on, n nothings happening here.
So.....


The was a young guy named Bo,
Who ended up married to a ho.
He hummed and arghed,
But couldnt get hard.
So she divorced him for a bucket of coal.

There is a bloke called Snny,
Who really is a honey.
Hes sweet and he's kind,
But probably blind.
So wont make a lot of money.

There is a sweetheart called Gemby,
Who tripped on her pink hemby.
She stumbled and fell,
Which rang her cat bell.
Now shes trying to ski.

I know a guy called Crazy Billy Bats,
Who attempted to seduce Jonno's cat.
It spat and fought,
And a lesson was learned.
You'll never have skinny, when you've had fat.

Just deserted us RGX?
Im missing seeing your artful text.
Where on earth could you be?
In a cave or up a tree?
Come on back and flash those pecs.