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Thread: Hell's A Great Place To Be

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    Dec 2002
    One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in
    despair, he has his first meeting with a demon:
    Demon: Why so glum, chum?
    Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
    Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?
    Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
    Demon: Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we
    do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet Tab... we
    drink till we throw up and then we drink some more.
    Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
    Demon: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our friggin' lungs out. If you get cancer, it's okay... you're already dead.
    Guy: Golly!
    Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
    Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
    Demon: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it. We even opened up a pai gow poker table.
    Guy: Gosh, I never played pai gow before...
    Demon: Well now you can. You like to do drugs?
    Guy: Yes, I love to do drugs. You don't mean...
    Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a honkin'
    big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's okay... you're already dead.
    Guy: Neat! I never realised that hell was such a swingin' place!
    Demon: You gay?
    Guy: Uh, no.
    Demon: Oooh , you're gonna hate Fridays..

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  3. Funny S**t   -   #2
    can I curse? FUCK!
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    saturdays and sundays?

  4. Funny S**t   -   #3
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    Originally posted by yonki@19 July 2004 - 16:58
    Demon: You gay?
    Guy: Uh, no.
    Demon: Oooh , you're gonna hate Fridays..

  5. Funny S**t   -   #4
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    Originally posted by Shiranai_Baka@19 July 2004 - 10:13
    saturdays and sundays?

  6. Funny S**t   -   #5
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    crazy skiing monkey
    hey, if im not really bad, but not really good, you think ik can hang out in hell monday trough thrusday, and spend the rest of the week in heaven??
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