4 the ladies in da house lol
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.
But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
-Helen Hayes (at 73)-
A male gynecologist is like an
auto mechanic who never owned a car
My second favorite household chore is ironing.
My first being,
hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
A man's got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.
The phrase "working mother" is redundant
Every time I close the door on reality,
it comes in through the windows.
Whatever women must do
they must do twice as well as men
to be thought half as good.
Luckily, this is not difficult
If you can't be a good example --
then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
I'm not going to vacuum
'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
When women are depressed
they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.
Behind every successful man is
a surprised woman.
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice
on how to combine marriage and a career.