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    Originally posted by j2k4@27 July 2004 - 15:35
    I'm not voting Conservative, I'm voting for Bush.

    How do I get the sexual benefit?
    Congratulations!

    You're prize is herpes.
    Check your mail.
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

  2. The Drawing Room   -   #22
    Originally posted by clocker+27 July 2004 - 20:15--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker &#064; 27 July 2004 - 20:15)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin-j2k4@27 July 2004 - 15:35
    I&#39;m not voting Conservative, I&#39;m voting for Bush.

    How do I get the sexual benefit?
    Congratulations&#33;

    You&#39;re prize is herpes.
    Check your mail.[/b][/quote]
    "male" parts, that is.
    Aren't we in the trust tree, thingey?

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    Originally posted by BigBank_Hank@27 July 2004 - 19:45
    You are correct Busyman, but he did serve in Vietnam.
    Unlike B......


    Nah, lets not go thru it again

    An It Harm None, Do What You Will

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    Originally posted by Rat Faced+27 July 2004 - 17:46--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Rat Faced @ 27 July 2004 - 17:46)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-BigBank_Hank@27 July 2004 - 19:45
    You are correct Busyman, but he did serve in Vietnam.
    Unlike B......


    Nah, lets not go thru it again [/b][/quote]
    I’m disappointed in you Rat

    The Talk Club does bring out the softer side in all of us

  5. The Drawing Room   -   #25
    Originally posted by j2k4@27 July 2004 - 21:35
    How do I get the sexual benefit?
    If you&#39;ve got to this point in your life and still havn&#39;t worked it out, I really can&#39;t help you.

    Well, I could...but it would be expensive.

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    Uh-uh.

    The ad said "Liberals Fuck You..."

    I&#39;d like to make my choice now. B)
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

  7. The Drawing Room   -   #27
    Uh-uh.

    The ad said "Liberals Fuck You..."

    I&#39;d like to make my choice now.
    Just remember, j2k4, when the liberals fuck you, they wont use lube. It&#39;s bad for the environment.

    Personally, I&#39;m neither Democrat nor Republican. I"m indempendent. As for the parties, the Republicans at least admit their big business lovers while the Dems pretend not to be. The Liberals just run around making total asses of themselves. Whoopie Goldberg comes to mind.

    As for Kerry, he
    1-Got a purple heart from his own grenade.
    2-He lies so much he confuses himself.
    3-He flops around on issues like a gymnist on meth.

    As for Bush
    1-He got us into the shitstorm in Iraq.
    2-He pissed off the French...hmmm...that&#39;s actually a point in his favor.
    3-He aint the sharpest tool in the shed but at least he tries.

    Damn, looks like Bush is ahead again. Oh well. I vote for Mike Savage.

    BoNe

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    Real cars don't make horsepower at the front wheels, they lift them.
    Lead, follow or get yer ass run over!

  8. The Drawing Room   -   #28
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    Originally posted by longboneslinger@27 July 2004 - 21:48
    I"m indempendent.
    What&#39;s that like?

    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

  9. The Drawing Room   -   #29
    It&#39;s a lot of fun&#33; typos&#33;&#33; Independent&#33;

    Edit:
    Paragraph of racist ranting removed. "Towel Head" is as racist as "nigger", and not all Muslims are trying to kill you or you&#39;d be dead already. Stop the racism please.


    As for hopping in bed with a liberal, I&#39;ll be celibate first. At least with a conservative I can hope she aint been with everything that moves up to and including floor mounted vibraters powered by a kick-start Harley&#33;

    Oh yeah, conservatives aren&#39;t &#39;dryed up&#39;. My wife is conservative and she bangs my brains out on a regular basis. Conservatives are just choosy about their partners. We tend to be faithful and not bang anything we can catch. We, in other words, have morals, principals, and taste.

    Later taters,
    BoNe

    Liberal: Lib er al Someone who's mind is so open their brains fell out.
    Real cars don't make horsepower at the front wheels, they lift them.
    Lead, follow or get yer ass run over!

  10. The Drawing Room   -   #30
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    You go, BoNe

    I am also blessed with a Conservative wife.

    What I got a kick out of was Cosby flat going off with Jesse sitting there next to him, then Jesse presumes to tell the talking heads "what Bill really meant..."

    I&#39;m pretty sure Cos can speak for himself, Jesse, and if you keep it up, maybe you&#39;ll find Bill&#39;s boot in your ass.

    Hope springs eternal.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

    -Mark Twain

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