Ninjas!

[crazy_billy_bats]

Originally posted by SnnY@31 July 2004 - 11:16

Good point, I'll use a axe instead.

wont you have to wear a trenchcoat to conceal it though?

[Snee]

See, I might have missed that, good thing you spotted that little flaw in my plan.

Incidentally, I was thinking of blinding her with her own hairspray.

[(>Zero Cool<)]

Mornin

you could always use some of lilmiss rogers hair dye instead, it seems to have rather devastating effects

[Snee]

Originally posted by (>Zero Cool<)@31 July 2004 - 15:43
Mornin

you could always use some of lilmiss rogers hair dye instead, it seems to have rather devastating effects

I don&#39;t think it&#39;ll look that good on my shaved scalp tho&#39;

[(>Zero Cool<)]

I meant instaed of scalping some poor person, you could colour em in instead, so you&#39;re head is shaved, do you now look like cheese an dan? (why does that sound like a cartoon duo??)

[Snee]

sadly yes.

We could start a cult.



Lucky my hair grows fast. (at least 1.5 cm per month, phew)

[keyser_soze]

whhhooooaa whats happened here when I left this post last night we&#39;d agreed not to top her now were looking at different ways of going about it for the record though best way of killing a hairdresser is wait until they&#39;ve left the roof down on there convertible and have a shit on the seat just commenting from my own personal experiances

[Snee]

Just keeping my options open, and saving any useful hints for later reference.

&#39;cos I&#39;m fairly certain I didn&#39;t ask her to shave my head.
She may wish me harm, I&#39;m not sure

[crazy_billy_bats]

you could bring cyanide and drop it in one of her many cups of coffee/tea a day.

[Snee]

Do you think they all do that then?

I mean, maybe that&#39;s only the british ones

Also, maybe I should make it really gory, I mean to make an example out of her.

"here&#39;s what happens when you shave people&#39;s eads without them asking"