A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs
away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but
only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him
up. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on
the neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.
While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: Listen, this guy is an
escaped prisoner, look at his clothes. He's probably spent lots of time in
jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just
give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous. If he gets angry, he
might kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.
To which the wife responds: He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in
my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you! were cute, and asked if we kept
any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too.