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    A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs
    away, he finds a house and breaks into it looking for money and guns but
    only finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him
    up. While tying the girl up to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on
    the neck, then gets up and goes to the bathroom.

    While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: Listen, this guy is an
    escaped prisoner, look at his clothes. He's probably spent lots of time in
    jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he
    wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, just
    give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous. If he gets angry, he
    might kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.

    To which the wife responds: He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in
    my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you! were cute, and asked if we kept
    any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too.

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  3. Funny S**t   -   #2
    ziggyjuarez's Avatar Poster
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    thats some sick gay stuff

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    Autumn Fox's Avatar n00b
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    poor guy

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    Monkeee's Avatar Post Whore
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    Originally posted by Autumn Fox@4 August 2004 - 08:04
    poor guy
    lol seriously

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    Darth Sushi's Avatar Sushi Lord
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    Not bad...


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