Ok so I'm at work yesterday and this woman comes in, she's a regular, usually have a bit of a giggle, I've lent her the odd £1 when she's been short etc (for some reason I do that )
So yesterday she comes in
Her: You going carnival on wednesday?
Me: Nah, think I'll head out of town for the evening
Board with carnival
Where you going?
You going with your girlfriend?
Do you want to babysit?
Not fucking likely
Awww go on, she's a good kid
No way man, fuck dat, I don't even babysit my sisters kids
You not got kids?
How old are you?
Have you got a g/f?
No, why? You offering? (thought that might shut her up)
And you not got any kids?
Well you're 27, you should have a g/f and kids by now
Then she went, now I got a pretty good idea what this is about, it's one of 2 things, she either fancies me (need a few bags and tripple think rubber for that one :x )or (and this is more likely) someone has told her I'm gay
Been here before, the local gossip moungers, ffs
So within a week I'm gonna have the homophobes from next door and all the under 21's attempting to take the piss
Oh joy, thankfully I'm allowed to ban people
Funny world is'nt it, 27 y/o and still being bullied