Weird Conversation

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by manker+3 August 2004 - 11:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (manker @ 3 August 2004 - 11:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Originally posted by Spider_dude@3 August 2004 - 12:18
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@3 August 2004 - 11:14
Why would you care if people think you&#39;re gay? I get the impression you&#39;re pretty comfortable with your sexuality, fuck em all

Also it&#39;s possible you&#39;re mistaken about reasons behind the woman in the shop asking about your g/f status, lots of middle aged women use this as a conversational piece just because they don&#39;t have much in common with a younger chap. I get asked a lot too because I have to talk to a lot of older women with work, it&#39;s mainly cause they&#39;ve got nothing else, in the way of smalltalk, to say to me ... Well, I hope they don&#39;t think I&#39;m gay&nbsp;

if they think you are gay tell them to keep their belt on and you&#39;ll ride them like seabiscuit.

Good plan, then I&#39;ll skullfuck them.

That&#39;ll teach &#39;em. [/b][/quote]
dirty sanchez them.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Why would you care if people think you&#39;re gay? I get the impression you&#39;re pretty comfortable with your sexuality, fuck em all

Yeah but still not nice to have sniggers and sarky comments, I might get pissed off and say something I regret

And this woman is&#39;nt middle aged She&#39;s 5 years older than me

Jonno B)

[Spider_dude]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@3 August 2004 - 11:24

Why would you care if people think you&#39;re gay? I get the impression you&#39;re pretty comfortable with your sexuality, fuck em all

Yeah but still not nice to have sniggers and sarky comments, I might get pissed off and say something I regret

And this woman is&#39;nt middle aged She&#39;s 5 years older than me

Jonno B)

i thought that was middle aged.

[manker]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@3 August 2004 - 12:24
And this woman is&#39;nt middle aged She&#39;s 5 years older than me

Like I said, middle aged

[Voetsek]

Getting old its a way of life just keep counting the days till you can collect your pension and the age will go up to 70 years

[manker]

Originally posted by Voetsek@3 August 2004 - 12:29
Getting old its a way of life

Congratulations.

You win the daily &#39;No shit&#39; award.

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by manker+3 August 2004 - 11:27--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (manker @ 3 August 2004 - 11:27)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-JONNO_CELEBS@3 August 2004 - 12:24
And this woman is&#39;nt middle aged She&#39;s 5 years older than me

Like I said, middle aged [/b][/quote]
You cheeky shit, I&#39;m 27

Middle age is more like 45

Most people live to 80-90 nowadays, half of that is minimum of 40

Cheeky git, middle fecking age indeed

I oughta bitch slap you for that

Jonno B)

[Keikan]

i feel so young...

[manker]

Proof positive that the perception of when one reaches middle age increases with every passing year

Middle aged is a range of years. Not just one year.

i.e. There are 3 age ranges - young, middle aged, and old - here are the ranges:

Young-------------------0-30
Middle aged-----------30-60
Old 60-90-------------60-90

3 more years and you&#39;re middle aged, Jonno

[Snee]

Originally posted by Spider_dude@3 August 2004 - 12:42
yes norwich girls have a filthy mouth, just look at sparkle.

I thought sparkle was a "special" kind of bloke.