I Could Have Died Today!

[JONNO_CELEBS]

@Yogi...........I am not, I hav'nt had a wan.........Oh I get it

@Gurahl.........Very very good point

@Brenda......You can spell my name without shouting if you like
And I'm not suprised, I would have asked the same thing, however I would never let a girl have a good glass, you girls are always breaking stuff

Jonno B)

[Gemby!]

i've almost died once too !!!

i almost snapped my back when someone fell ontop of me

i couldnt walk properly for 3 weeks !!

[UcanRock2]

Originally posted by brenda@3 August 2004 - 18:38
I fell off the sofa and landed on my back on a pint glass which smashed beneath me, and dragged my mate off who fell on top of me, I have no idea how I avoided being impailed, in fact I have no idea how I managed to come away from it without a scratch seen as the glass looked like this when I stood up.

God must not have wanted you yet...

Which is a good sign, you're still with us.

When I was about Gemby's age, we had this storage shed out back. I thought I would nail this board across the bottom of the doorway to keep the skunks out. Couldn't drive it all the way in, so I just left it. It rained a few days later, and I went out to get something out of the shed, slipped on the mud, and landed on that nail, which just missed my jugular vein by about an inch.

Hurt like hell for a long time.

[Gemby!]

lets all share our near death experiences

i got loads but they are quite boring

[ziggyjuarez]

The highyway james dean died on is aloso called blood ally.i was on that highyway with a mad man!i thought i was going to die.

[Gemby!]

oo i got a good near death experience ..

a fat guy sat next to me on the bus once ....

scary stuff

[UcanRock2]

Originally posted by gemby!@4 August 2004 - 04:45
oo i got a good near death experience ..

a fat guy sat next to me on the bus once ....

scary stuff

Did he fart or belch profusly?

[TheRealDave]

I have never had a near death experience. I wont either. I shall live forever.

[100%]

Brenda - that is one hell of a pathetic embarresing unheroic way to die
This means that you where meant to die a more Spectacular death

(i think the average time between each (near) death experience is 7 years - so enjoy)

With Regards,

DEATH
:

[brenda]

Originally posted by Zedaxax@4 August 2004 - 13:14
Brenda - that is one hell of a pathetic embarresing unheroic way to die
This means that you where meant to die a more Spectacular death

(i think the average time between each (near) death experience is 7 years - so enjoy)

With Regards,

DEATH
:

ooooo excellent...... always wanted to out with a bang, I think decapitation would be top of my list.

Actually I got divorced 7 years a go

@ Jonno - thx ........... I was just copying the way its written