A bus stopped and two Italian men got on. They sat down and began a
> >an animated conversation.
> >The lady sitting behind them ignored them at first, but
> >her attention was galvanized when she heard one of the
> >men say the following:
> >"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come
> >together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come
> >together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta
> >"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed
> >swine!" shrieked the lady indignantly.
> >"In this country we don't speak aloud in
> >public places about our sex lives!"
> >"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'
> >abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda
> >how to spella Mississippi."
> >I BET YOU READ THIS AGAIN!