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  1. #1
    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    Dec 2003
    In a State Of Confusion
    Thank you for making me safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy by sending your damn chain letters over the last year.
    Because of your concern:
    I no longer drink Coke because it will remove toilet stains.
    I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.
    I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
    I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
    I no longer go to movies because I could sit on a needle infected with AIDS.
    I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could get pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
    I no longer use cancer causing deodorants even though I smell like a wet dog on a hot day.
    I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.
    I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaida in disguise.
    I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops.
    I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.
    I no longer eat pre-packaged foods because the estrogens they contain will turn me gay.
    I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers
    I no longer look at the opposite sex because they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
    I no longer have a cell phone because I don't want brain cancer.
    I no longer have any sneakers because I would hate to see all those poor kids in the sweat shops
    overseas suffering because I wanted a pair of Nike shoes.
    I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.
    I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me.
    I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl about to die in the hospital for the 1,000,000,000th time.
    I no longer have any money but that will change once I receive the $18,624 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me since I participated in their special e-mail program.
    I want to thank all of you soooooooo much for looking out for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Now if you DON'T send this e-mail to at least 12,000,000 of your closest friends in the next 60 seconds a large bird with diarrhea will crap on your head at exactly
    5:00 pm tomorrow!!!!!!!!!

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  3. Funny S**t   -   #2
    bigboab's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +1
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    Jul 2003
    I bet Sara is pleased about not going into the microwave anymore.
    Age is getting to me. I thought patio doors was an Irish country singer.


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