Fairies

[Everose]

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for
all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and - abracadabra! - two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...

So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra!
the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story.....
Men might be ungrateful idiots....

But fairies are......female

[maskawaih]

no, dont point that thing at me!

[hippychick]

Oh yes, I luv this joke!!! hehehehehe

[bigboab]

I'll have to remember that on my anniversary.


I wont ask for my thing to be nearer the ground either. In case the fairy cuts my legs off.

[Storm]

The moral of this story.....
Men might be ungrateful idiots....

But fairies are......female

no, the moral of the story is that whenever you make a wish, you should be VERY exact about it........

so not 30 years yonger, but she being 30.........

(that and that faries are bitches )