[GUIDE] How to switch your computer on

**ZaZu** · 10-20-2004, 04:26 PM

I've followed your guide setp-by-step but my computer still won't start what should I do now

note:the pussy that came with it said this is how it's supposed to look,I'm not so sure

**Robert00000** · 10-20-2004, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by Withcheese

Robert00000000 is helping me co-author that guide. He is an expert in turning things off.

Damn, that Robert00000000 is smart cos i can't figure out how to do that. Its prolly cos i only have 5 zero's

I've been trying to switch off this machine but the chick keeps saying 'Stop pressing my nipples' and hits me

**Cheese** · 10-20-2004, 04:31 PM

Sorry guys,

A rogue cat turned my computer off and without the benefit of my helpful guide it took me ages to get back online.

**Mathea** · 10-20-2004, 04:34 PM

thank god uve returned. manker is in some serious trouble cheese and it looks as though ur the only one with the proper knowledge to save the day

**Cheese** · 10-20-2004, 04:46 PM

Does anyone have a guide on how to read threads?

**Spicker** · 10-20-2004, 05:48 PM

This should be pinned in hardwareworld

**DanB** · 10-20-2004, 05:49 PM

Originally Posted by Withcheese

Does anyone have a guide on how to read threads?

I think BAwa is working on that one

**Guillaume** · 10-20-2004, 05:50 PM

Maybe you could write a second part on laptops?
Had to call the support line for mine this very afternoon...
Those buggers want 20 euros now!

**DanB** · 10-20-2004, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by Guillaume

Maybe you could write a second part on laptops?
Had to call the support line for mine this very afternoon...
Those buggers want 20 euros now!

Could you not turn it on?

**lynx** · 10-20-2004, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by DanB

I have just recommended your guide to be pinned via the report system

The thread reporting mechanism is not a toy.

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