I need an excuse to quit my job...and do nothing but smoke cigarettes and masturbate...maybe smile occasionally.
you need to have reasons to quit jobs? i thought you just quite and thats it.
I used my physical state as an excuse............
And i laugh a lot!!!!
But why don't you find a job as a ghey porn actor???
I bet the let you "smoke" on the job, masturbation won't be a problem and
the smile you just fake.............
Never heard of solo-performances.
Couch, smoke, smile and ................
I promise i won't watch!!!!
um just quit. who needs an excuse?
hey u can have my old job..... you can still smoke inside for starters, and ull have all the inspiration available free to you for masturbation...
I can smoke as much as I want at the pub.
The offices, though, have been turned into a smoke free zone.
(which just means I have to be sneaky about it. )
They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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