Boy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?
Man : Bcoz, same like when you dig your nose with ur finger!
Boy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
Man : Of course woman! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?
Boy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?
Man : Of course! Say, you walk along the road, then someone come over and dig your nose, do you like it?
Boy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
Man : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig??
Boy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?
Man : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose, you like to dig with a glove on your finger? Not the same high feeling dude.
Boy : Why is making love carried out in private ?
Man : Oh boy, use your brain. You go and dig your nose in front of your whole class?? Thats stupid!
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