I'm sick of seeing crappy football interviews before matches where players just talk a load of waffle and are very cagey of their opinions.
I want proper interviews like on the WWE (formerly WWF) where Beckham grabs the mic and starts ranting about how his team are going to win 8-0 and the losers will never walk again.
I want Alex Ferguson to say he's gonna kick Arsene Wenger's f'cking face in when he sees him next, I want stare-downs before a match not lame-ass handshakes.
And I want the managers to be occampanied by hawt divas.
We could rename the Premiership to The Premiership Extreme. That would kick untold amount of ass.