A man is driving down a road...driving along.
A woman is driving down the road from the opposite direction.
As they pass each other, the woman leans out the window and yells, "PIG".
The man immediately leans out of his window and yells, "SLUT"!
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next curve, he crashes into a huge pig in the middle of the road and dies.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: If only men would listen