Application Forms

[DanB]

I hate filling in application forms for jobs

I always get stuck on the person specification bit -

You should address the relevant skills, abilities, personal qualities, experience etc., which make you suitable for the position in this section, as they relate to the job description and employee specification.

Please indicate here why you are suitable for the position you applied for.

I mean honestly what the heck are you meant to put in there, I always try to do the least possible, which could be why I haven't had many takers

[*goddess*]

You have to brag, exaggerate anything that makes ya sound wonderful for the job.


Maybe you could try to imagine you're trying to impress some chick?

[Jon L. Obscene]

Just put

"Cos I'm fucking great, now gimmie the job cos no one else is as fucking great as me"

You never know, it might work, they might admire your balls
Thats an idea, you could get your nuts out at the interview

Then they will say "Wow, this kid has balls"

Jonno

[*goddess*]

I don't think so Jonno.

[Jon L. Obscene]

why not? Thats what I done

Ok I did'nt get the job and spent 6 hours in the police station, but it was a giggle

Jonno

[*goddess*]

Think Dan might be beyond the giggle stage

[DanB]

That probably isn't the best of ideas Jonno

I am beginning to think it doesn't matter what I write cos I reckon as soon as they see I have ticked yes to a certain box they chuck it away

[Jon L. Obscene]

Is that the

Are you a member of any Gep Movements: Yes/No?



Nah seriously tho it's Not nessacerally like that dude, thats discrimination they not allowed to do that anymore

What you have to do is think like me, be big headed and find all your best points and then exagerate them

Jonno

[*goddess*]

Quite possibly.


Tho I think mostly the way you get jobs these days is to have contacts.

[DanB]

Quite possibly.


Tho I think mostly the way you get jobs these days is to have contacts.

That was how I got the cushy one I got sacked from