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    Rat Faced's Avatar Broken
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    HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

    Compliment her,
    cuddle her,
    kiss her,
    caress her,
    love her,
    stroke her,
    tease her,
    comfort her,
    protect her,
    hug her,
    hold her,
    spend money on her,
    wine & dine her,
    buy things for her,
    listen to her,
    care for her,
    stand by her,
    support her,
    go to the ends of the earth for her....


    HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

    Show up naked,
    Bring beer....

    An It Harm None, Do What You Will

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    natedogg's Avatar R.I.P. Nate Dogg :(
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    lmao

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    Afronaut's Avatar Xenu
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    hehe

    Teh Truth is out here I see... whats the number for Mulder...
    ... or whatshisnamewas...
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    LOL mulder

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    Damn true!!!

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    vidcc's Avatar there is no god
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    one of the classic best man speech jokes

    it’s an election with no Democrats, in one of the whitest states in the union, where rich candidates pay $35 for your votes. Or, as Republicans call it, their vision for the future.

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