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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    Sick

    It's a bad idea to wake up in a good mood.

    This would now be the 5th day running I've woken up feeling pretty good and happy and playful, only for something to happen that depresses me.

    I now understand why there are so many miserable wankers in the world, you try to be happy and cheerful but not allowed to be.

    What a croc of shit this life is.

    And no, this has nothing to do with wheelie bins.

    Ny advice = Be miserable 100% of the time, at least then you wont get that lowering feeling.

    Jonno

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    I don't remember the last time I was miserable

    It's all about PMA, Jonno.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Yeah, life is hard, then you die.

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    think Monty Python Life of Brian and then things will be ok......

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    Jonno has no chance... No "r" in the name...

    Crucify Jonno...

















    I'll get me coat

    An It Harm None, Do What You Will

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    sArA's Avatar Ex-Moderatererer
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    cwoosify jonno and weeleese wat faced!!!

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    Ah, my ablusions...

    See how long it takes Sara to take the tone down?

    An It Harm None, Do What You Will

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    What pissed you off the wheelie bin thing?

    Don't worry, I had to get up after 5 hours sleep, then i threw up some and then I had to go and get a train, which was late, so I could go to the Job Centre and I was there for all of 3 minutes

    Did I mention that my train home was delayed by 20 mins too?

    I might have a bath and go back to bed

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    /me mumbles something about having way less than 5 hours sleep, having both sets of grandparents out of commission so teh baby is in work with me. Also I've been up since 5:30 cause the missus isn't talking to me for being a pisshead so has taken this opportunity to teach me a lesson of how hard it is to look after a 6 month old



    Stil not miserable tho'
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Jon L. Obscene's Avatar Canadain potatoes!!!
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    I'm gonna have to sell my bike (my baby :crying: ) to pay some cunts, this time of year I'll get half what it's worth but still have to pay the £2000 left on it to pay.
    I'm in a great deal of pain between severe twinges at op site and a ciatic nerve problem.

    AND I'm not getting a wheelie bin





    Jonno

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