An elderly couple made a deal that whoever died first would somehow
back to inform the other of the afterlife - their biggest fear being
that there really was no heaven.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go and, true to his
word, a few weeks later as his wife sat and watched TV, she heard a
ghostly voice saying, "Maude... Maude .."
"Is that you, Fred?" she asked as she looked in vain around the
and the voice responded, "Yes Maude, I've come back just like we
"What's it like, Fred?" Maude asked, and Fred said, "Well, I get up
in the morning and I have sex. Then I have breakfast, and after that
more sex, bathe in the sun for awhile and then I have sex twice. I
lunch, then have sex pretty much all afternoon. After dinner, I have
until late at night and the next day it starts all over again."
"Oh, Fred," Maude said, "then surely you must be in heaven!"
"Not exactly," Fred said ... "I'm a rabbit somewhere in Wyoming.