A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and
pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw
a nice-looking woman behind the wheel. There was
a strong smell liquor on her breath. He said,
"I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to
determine if you are under the influence of
alcohol."
She blew up the balloon and he walked it back
to the police car. After a couple of minutes,
he returned to her car and said, "It looks like
you've had a couple of stiff ones."
She replied, "You mean it shows that, too?"
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