A Hispanic family was considering putting their grandfather into a nursing home.
All the Catholic facilities were completely full, so they had to put him into a
Jewish home. After a
few weeks in the Jewish facility, they came to visit grandpa.
"How do you like it here?" asked the grandson.
"It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful," replied
"We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you."
"Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here,"grandpa
says with a big smile. "There's a musician here -- he's 85-years old. He hasn't
played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!
And there's a physician here -- 90 years old. He hasn't been practicing
25 years and everyone still calls him 'Doctor'!"
"And me, I haven't had sex for 30 years and they still call me 'the fucking