6 weeks off

[Lilmiss]

One of my fave country songs involves a lesbian and a guy called Lester.



/me goes looking for lyrics.

[Lilmiss]

Ahem...



Two Nice Girls
» I Spent My Last 1000 (on Birth Control And Beer)

When I was a young girl like normal girls do
I looked to a woman's love to help get me through
I never needed any more than a feminine touch
I hated the thought of kissing a man it really was too much
I did not drink, I did not smoke I did not say "goddamn"
I was polite I was sensitive before I loved a man
My family, they were proud of me were proud of what I am
But then along came Lester and my tell of woe began
(Chorus)
I spent my last ten dollars on birth control and beer
My life was so much simpler when I was sober and queer
But the love of a strong hairy man has turned my head I fear
And made me spend my last ten bucks on birth control and beer
It was June 1983 when Mary Lou and I did part
She said she loved another dyke my god, it broke my heart
I was bitter and disillusioned to lose another girlfriend
Lester came to work at Papa's store and decided to ease on in
Before my last heartbreak nothing made me more sick
Than a hairy-chested, cheap double-breasted suited man with a hard dick
I guess that I was courios I guess that I was young
I guess it was that rum and coke I guess that I was dumb
(Chorus)
For of course, for a woman to love a man she must also love to booze
If a woman don't drink beside her man then she will surely lose him
As I sit in this hetero honky-tonk and reflect upon my past
I think about those girlfriends and why they didn't last
For there's certain thrills that lesbian love simply cannot supply
Like paying for abortions from sperm gone awry
And so I say to you my friends without this man I'd die
So listen to my tell of woe and hang your head and cry
(Chorus)





:crying:




I may sing it for y'all someday.

[Strangelove]

That's country?

[100%]

Could be a good RaggaeDub

[Lilmiss]

That's country?

David Allen Coe says it best, "If that ain't contry, I'll kick your ass".
He writes naughty country songs too, but also some nasty redneck stuff.

[Strangelove]

I'll believe you when i hear it...

[Lilmiss]

I'll believe you when i hear it...

Seriously, you may wish you never said that.




Yeeeeehaw.

[Everose]

Oh my Lilmiss. Now I am worried about you. What is this yeehaw shit?

[Jon L. Obscene]

Hey Rose You back

And with that I'm orf to work

Jonno

[Everose]

Hi Jonno!

How did you hold up being back at work? Stay the course okay? Are you all healed nicely?

Hope so. Now you can start saving your energy up for the next surgery you need? It won't be such a hard one to recover from though, Jonno, and one that you really need to do. (nag, nag, nag)