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[Skweeky]

I could not agree more with you JmiF!

mrcall is always making fun of people when they are in need! A few months ago poor Ron was looking for the Dutch internet, and mrcall refused to help him!!

I feel very sorry for you, having NO access to the internet at all!

[Lamsey]

Maybe the Dutch Internet has gone down because the 'net was overloaded by JmiF posting piss-takes.

[mrcall1969]

Originally posted by JmiF+30 March 2003 - 13:40--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JmiF @ 30 March 2003 - 13:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin--mrcall1969@30 March 2003 - 12:19
heehee&nbsp; I smell a wind up.

JmiF, I&#39;d still go for the Scottish Internet plan&nbsp;

What are you implying.

I have lost all access to the internet and you find it amusing.

Frankly sir I am appalled at your attitude.

I would appreciate helpful replies, not this type of cruel gloating behaviour. [/b][/quote]
There is of course another option - smoke signals.

It&#39;s free of charge and as good as email, but shite for viewing web pages and downloading.

[mrcall1969]

Originally posted by Skweeky@30 March 2003 - 13:47
I could not agree more with you JmiF&#33;

mrcall is always making fun of people when they are in need&#33; A few months ago poor Ron was looking for the Dutch internet, and mrcall refused to help him&#33;&#33;

I feel very sorry for you, having NO access to the internet at all&#33;

Skweeky, that is hurtfull, I pointed Ron in the direction of the nearest Greengrocers once and he seemed perfectly happy&#33;

BTW Has anyone checked Ron&#39;s doorstep for full milk bottles??

[dingoBaby]

Follow these steps (in no particular order) and you might have some sucess in starting IE6:

Unplug your machine. Try to turn it on.
Phone Bill Gates and threaten litigation.
Take a nap.
Have a stiff drink.
Have another stiff drink.
Compose a letter to the Queen explaining your prediciment. Put the letter in an evelope and insert it into the floppy drive. Take another nap while waiting for the Queen&#39;s response.

If you still are having troubles after completing the above-mentioned steps, all I can say is you are fecked. Please accept my apologies.

[J'Pol]

Originally posted by dingoBaby@30 March 2003 - 18:34
Follow these steps (in no particular order) and you might have some sucess in starting IE6:

Unplug your machine. Try to turn it on.
Phone Bill Gates and threaten litigation.
Take a nap.
Have a stiff drink.
Have another stiff drink.
Compose a letter to the Queen explaining your prediciment. Put the letter in an evelope and insert it into the floppy drive. Take another nap while waiting for the Queen&#39;s response.

If you still are having troubles after completing the above-mentioned steps, all I can say is you are fecked. Please accept my apologies.

At last a sensible reply

I have tried what you said, in no particular order and it is working again. I now have access to the internet and can return to browsing.

Cheers unknown stranger.

[Lamsey]

will you coming back to the forum soon then JmiF?

[dingoBaby]

Originally posted by JmiF+30 March 2003 - 13:09--></span><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (JmiF @ 30 March 2003 - 13:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'><!--QuoteBegin--dingoBaby@30 March 2003 - 18:34
Follow these steps (in no particular order) and you might have some sucess in starting IE6:

Unplug your machine. Try to turn it on.
Phone Bill Gates and threaten litigation.
Take a nap.
Have a stiff drink.
Have another stiff drink.
Compose a letter to the Queen explaining your prediciment.&nbsp; Put the letter in an evelope and insert it into the floppy drive.&nbsp; Take another nap while waiting for the Queen&#39;s response.

If you still are having troubles after completing the above-mentioned steps,&nbsp; all I can say is you are fecked.&nbsp; Please accept my apologies.

At last a sensible reply

I have tried what you said, in no particular order and it is working again. I now have access to the internet and can return to browsing.

Cheers unknown stranger.[/b][/quote]
Glad I could be of assistance. Looks like the seven years I spent in university were worth it after all.