Are You Katlick?
Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone
to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been
baptized and didn't go to Sunday School.
So they went to the nearest church, but only the janitor was there.
One little boy told the janitor, "We need to be baptized because no
one will come out and play with us. Will you baptize us?"
"Sure," said the janitor. He took them into the bathroom and dunked
their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said, "Now go
out and play."
When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What religion do
you think we are?"
The oldest one said, "We're not Katlick, because they pour the water
on you. We're not Babtis because they dunk all of you in it. We're not
Methods because they just sprinkle you."
The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"
The middle one said, " Yeah! What do you think that means?"
The little one replied, "I think it means that we're Pisscopalians."