View Poll Results: What coulour do smurf`s go when you strangle them.

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  • Red

    5 62.50%

  • Black

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  • They stay the same colour.

    2 25.00%
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Thread: What colour do smurf`s turn.....

  1. 11-28-2004, 01:40 PM #1
    enoughfakefiles
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    is you strangle them
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  3. 11-28-2004, 01:54 PM Lounge   -   #2
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    They turn into the color of a teletubby.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234
    They turn into the color of a teletubby.

    Which one?
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  7. 11-28-2004, 02:04 PM Lounge   -   #4
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    Or maybe...

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  9. 11-29-2004, 10:15 AM Lounge   -   #5
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    Smurfs are not a carbon based life form so do not breathe in the same way as we do - they ingest all the oxygen they need thro' their food. If you chose to ignore this and use strangulation as a form of smurf torture then I do not believe they would change colour any more than someone's foot colouration would alter if you pressed their ankle.

    In fact if you managed to injure a smurf you are likely to get coated in poisonous mercury as I believe that is what they use to transport nutrients around their body.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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