View Poll Results: What's this weird lump on my neck?

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  • A boil

    1 2.22%
  • A swollen gland

    8 17.78%
  • A tumour

    2 4.44%
  • Spinach

    3 6.67%
  • My mother

    2 4.44%
  • EEEEEWW, YOU FREAK!! TMI!!!!!!!!!! (vomit)

    1 2.22%
  • You should see a doctor about that…

    10 22.22%
  • A maggot that has crawled in there to feast upon your tender flesh (drool)

    4 8.89%
  • You’re growing a second head

    4 8.89%
  • Its your Head

    10 22.22%
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Thread: The lump on my neck

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    SpatulaGeekGirl's Avatar Noodle Critic BT Rep: +2
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboab
    The Mastoid bone which is that boney lump just behind your ear gives an indication to all sorts of infections concerning your ear. Get it seen to or I will tell your dad.
    It's not behind my ear, it's 3/4 of the way down my neck parallel to the bit behind my ear.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    I think it is a gland too and she is going to the Docs tomorrow morning.
    Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum


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    atiVidia's Avatar ^would've been cool.
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    any pictures? i used to have a bump on my neck that slid around alot: turned out that it was an infected gland
    Last edited by atiVidia; 11-29-2004 at 12:28 AM.

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    could be a cyst or maybe a cystic pimple. those suck - take a long time to heal.

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    sounds glandular. Good luck, feel better.
    Don't read what isn't there.

    anywhichway

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    its a toomooor

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    Quote Originally Posted by muchspl2
    its a toomooor
    :crying:

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    This reminds me of penispimple. I hope he is still alive.
    Last edited by Ariel_001; 11-29-2004 at 07:02 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by backlash
    could be a cyst or maybe a cystic pimple. those suck - take a long time to heal.
    I hope not...:crying: :crying: :crying:
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    I'm back from the doctor's!!!

    I GOT A BLOOD TEST AND IT HUUUURRRTT!!!!!!!!!!!

    And now I've got these stupid anti-biotics in the form of PILLS!! I CAN'T SWALLOW PILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    He says it's some kind of swelling/infection thing....and it might be glandular fever..:crying:
    Last edited by SpatulaGeekGirl; 11-29-2004 at 10:50 AM.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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