I have a big, strange lump on my neck that is a little painful. What do you think it is?
A boil
A swollen gland
A tumour
Spinach
My mother
EEEEEWW, YOU FREAK!! TMI!!!!!!!!!! (vomit)
You should see a doctor about that…
A maggot that has crawled in there to feast upon your tender flesh (drool)
You’re growing a second head
Its your Head
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I have a big, strange lump on my neck that is a little painful. What do you think it is?
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
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Where on your neck?
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your head?
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3/4 of the way down, parallel the hairline behind my ear.Originally Posted by bigboab
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
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Anything to do with your ear should be seen to as soon as reasonably possible. Lumps are in general a sign of infection.
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See your GP. They've seen nearly everything anyway... and then some.
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I don't think it's got anything to do with my ear.Anything to do with your ear should be seen to as soon as reasonably possible. Lumps are in general a sign of infection.
That's the way the potato mashes.
That's the way the pan flashes.
That's the way the market crashes.
That's the way the whip lashes.
That's the way the teeth gnashes.
Smoke weed everyday
I had a lump there once, it turned out to be a gland. I had one on the other side like back to front wrongwards horns too
Last edited by DanB; 11-28-2004 at 10:59 PM.
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The Mastoid bone which is that boney lump just behind your ear gives an indication to all sorts of infections concerning your ear. Get it seen to or I will tell your dad.
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Go See A Doctor
Last edited by sebastian_insua; 11-28-2004 at 11:18 PM.
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