Just got this from me Ma....
Lord, before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man whose not a creep.
One whose handsome,
Smart and strong.
One whose willy,
Is thick and long.
Oh send me a man who makes love to my mind.
Knows just what to say,
When I ask "how bigs my behind?"
And as I kneel by my bed,
I look at the wanker you sent instead.
God love her.