A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The
man said, "I must have you right now! I'll drop $500 on the ground at your
feet and in the time it takes you to pick it up, I can have my way with you
from behind." The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute.
She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's
proposition. Her girlfriend said, "When he drops the $500 on the ground I am
sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down". "Call me
back and tell me what happened."
An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What
happened?", the girlfriend asked. "That Son of a Bitch had $500 in