A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the
tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's for making
The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."
The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."
The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?"
The man says, "Neither. I want to sue Budweiser for all the ugly people
I've slept with."