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    Barbarossa's Avatar mostly harmless
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    I wasn't depressed until I took the test..

    Now I am!!

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    Your screening results are consistent with Bruce Willis in Die Hard. I sincerely hope no-one ever fucks with you. If you are concerned about this, don't hunt us down for fucks sake - instead see your doctor or a mental health professional for a complete evaluation.
    No surprise there.
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    Your screening results indicate a high likelihood that you are suffering from clinical depression. However, this screening is not a substitute for a complete evaluation. You are advised to see your doctor or a mental health professional for a complete evaluation, as soon as possible.


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    Your screening results are consistent with clinical depression. However, this screening is not a substitute for a complete clinical evaluation. You are advised to see your doctor or a mental health professional for a complete evaluation, as soon as possible.


    i think everyone a lil depressed it's christmas
    Last edited by bujub22; 12-08-2004 at 07:26 PM.

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    Or the test is fake?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez
    Or the test is fake?
    there all fake jus a way to advertise so you'll go to a shrink

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    All the questions match the DSM 4 criteria used by psychologists and psychiatrists to define people with depression.

    Still, it's just a test henche the disclaimer on their home page.
    Last edited by Barky; 12-08-2004 at 07:56 PM.

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    but they think everyone got depression now of days
    and what makes me mad is all they do is proscibe meds to fix them ,thats not the answer

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    It's like those Energizer batteries that when you press the little buttons they said "good" on them. This test will always say youre depressed.

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    As a result of you taking this test. We are all now feeling depressed. Would you please refrain from taking tests of a similar nature in the future.


    I dont know what their problem is.
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