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    bigboab's Avatar Poster BT Rep: +1
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    Jul 2003
    Just saw this in another place.

    'Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood
    Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good
    The tube socks was hung on the window sill
    we all had smiles up on our grill
    Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib
    in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live
    And Moms in her do-rag and me with my nine
    had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine
    All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by
    Bumpin' phat beats cuz the system was fly
    I bounced to the window at a quarter past
    'Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass!
    well anyway.... I yelled to my lady
    Yo peep this! She said, Stop frontin' & just mind yo'
    bidness. I said, for real doe
    come check dis out.We weren't even buggin'
    no worries, no doubt. Cuz bumpin'
    an thumpin' from around da way
    Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh
    Da beats was kickin', da ride was phat I said
    "Yo red Dawg, you all that!"
    He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz
    "Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!"
    To the top of the projects & across the strip mall
    We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"
    He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof
    and sippin' on a 40, he busted a move
    I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!"
    he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!
    But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
    I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
    Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings
    a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin
    He slid down the fire exscape smoove as a cat
    and busted the window wit' a b-ball bat.

    I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
    he said,"You best get on up out my face!"
    His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold
    His sneaks was Puma and they 5 years old
    He dropped down the duffle, Bulls logo on the side
    Santa broke out da loot and my mouf opened wide
    A wink of his eye and a shine off gold toof,
    He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof
    He jumped in his hooptie wit' rims made of chrome
    To tap that big booty waitin' at home.

    And all I heard as he cruised outta sight
    was a loud and hearty...."WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"

    Poetry, prose? Who knows?
    Age is getting to me. I thought patio doors was an Irish country singer.

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    Jan 2003
    After reading this the only thing that came to mind was
    Google "santa bling"

    here is result


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