Just saw this in another place.
'Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood
Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good
The tube socks was hung on the window sill
we all had smiles up on our grill
Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib
in the back bedroom cuz that's how we live
And Moms in her do-rag and me with my nine
had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine
All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by
Bumpin' phat beats cuz the system was fly
I bounced to the window at a quarter past
'Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass!
well anyway.... I yelled to my lady
Yo peep this! She said, Stop frontin' & just mind yo'
bidness. I said, for real doe
come check dis out.We weren't even buggin'
no worries, no doubt. Cuz bumpin'
an thumpin' from around da way
Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh
Da beats was kickin', da ride was phat I said
"Yo red Dawg, you all that!"
He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz
"Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!"
To the top of the projects & across the strip mall
We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"
He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof
and sippin' on a 40, he busted a move
I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!"
he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!
But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings
a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin
He slid down the fire exscape smoove as a cat
and busted the window wit' a b-ball bat.
I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
he said,"You best get on up out my face!"
His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold
His sneaks was Puma and they 5 years old
He dropped down the duffle, Bulls logo on the side
Santa broke out da loot and my mouf opened wide
A wink of his eye and a shine off gold toof,
He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof
He jumped in his hooptie wit' rims made of chrome
To tap that big booty waitin' at home.
And all I heard as he cruised outta sight
was a loud and hearty...."WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"
Poetry, prose? Who knows?
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