On the Peripheral
Someone in your family buys some sort of holiday treat and says "Don't open that yet, it's for everyone!"
Then proceeds to open and consume whatever it was with only one other person and neglect to tell the rest of the family?
Happens to me every single holiday.I never get any treats. I should steal them all next time.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
n00b
yep, i call it "mums a conspiring whore and my sisters a kiss ass syndrome". bit of a mouthful but its more than i ever get
Posting Permissions
I never get any treats. I should steal them all next time.
Reply With Quote
Bookmarks