Chavs - They're Real and They're in my Pub

**Peerzy** · 01-02-2005, 07:29 PM

i got a new keyboard

. This one has a working T and working A key

Only problem is iv already gone and spilt some Fosters on the arrow keys so now when i push them down they stay down :awwwshit:

**clocker** · 01-02-2005, 07:29 PM

A plea from the (poor, beknighted) American contingent....

What the hell is a "chav"?

**hobbes** · 01-02-2005, 07:32 PM

Originally Posted by clocker

A plea from the (poor, beknighted) American contingent....

What the hell is a "chav"?

It's like a Scottish "NED", you ignoramus!

**manker** · 01-02-2005, 07:35 PM

Definition from urbandictionary for my un-enlightened North American friends:

Originally Posted by Adman

Chav :- Cheltenham Average
More common than flys around shit, often wear burberry and are mistaken for intelligent life. Many of these sub-speiced humaniods gather around sertain locations about the towns and cities of Gloustershire, the most common of all locations is McDonalds. Easily spotted, look for fake gold, the ord Nike on clothing. Listen for the mispronouciation of childs words.

e.g isn't it, this is spoken as innit, and Friend becomes mush, or bruv, though many of them say they could "fukin batter ya" most of them couldn't even batter a fish. To spot a chav, be it male or female, (there is very little difference between the two) look for hair that is shorter than freshly cut grass, the inability to grow over 5 ft and the lack of education. If approuched by one of these humaniod Twats, simply reply with a smart comment or use a big word, such as car, or bus, or floor, mostly they will become confused and walk off, in rare occasions the have been known to attempt to harm people to little effect. It is well known that chavs have little or no friends, just a "crew" of mockly idiotic fools with brand name clothes and there trousers tucked into there socks, also see pikey or townie

Do not be fooled by there Humanoid looks, they are of another race, mainly scum
For the greater good of the World, Legalise Chav hunting. Grab a gun, first one to 50 burberry hats gets a Metallica CD!!

Source: Adman, Mar 30, 2004

**enoughfakefiles** · 01-02-2005, 10:11 PM

I`m led to beleive it stands for,

Council
House
Adult
Vermin

So manker told me.

**Gripper** · 01-02-2005, 10:21 PM

Check out sheppeyscum.com for more info on the phenominom

**Biggles** · 01-02-2005, 10:33 PM

SGG informs me that NED stands for Non-Educated Delinquent.

If the shoe fits as they say.

**Spider_dude** · 01-03-2005, 06:33 AM

i am sorry big les but ned isn't an anacronym its an old coal miners word, people in the last few years have tried to equate it with nod educated delinquent because that is basically what it is, but, it's not if that makes sense?