Chavs - They're Real and They're in my Pub

[manker]

I thought they were only allowed on street corners, now you have to play doubles against them in order to have a game of pool with your mates. Last night there were about 20 of them in my pub's pool room

One of them had pedal pusher things on

King chav (pictured) brought in some kind of musical apparatus which was louder than the juke box! The landlord made him turn it off but when it got busy they put it back on, what next? I dread to think.

Clearly they can't handle proper beer because when their bottles of Thunderbird and 20/20 ran out they weer forced into buying Stella, this got them very pissed, very quickly. One of the minor chavs passed out in the toilet, face down in the urinal according to one of my (non-chav) mates. Wish I'd got a pic of that but I did manage to snap the aftermath.

King chav.

King chav's pedal pusher things.

Chav congregation.

Pissed up chav

They dragged him outside and left him on the pavement




If you've got any pictures of chavs inside pubs, please to be posting them. I am appalled but slightly intruiged by this phenomenon.

[Peerzy]

Chavs are taking over the UK

Did they steal the pool que by any chance Manker? Some wanker did that at my local Pub.

Also use a decoy to get rid of them, say theres an old lady with £20 outside defensless that usually does the job.

[DanB]

Why the **** is he wearing shorts in the winter?

so funny that they dumped their pissed mate on the pavement outside though

[Chewie]

What kind of brainless twat steals a manky (no offence Manker) pub cue? They're not even sturdy enough for kicking off.

[manker]

Chavs are taking over the UK

Did they steal the pool que by any chance Manker? Some wanker did that at my local Pub.

Also use a decoy to get rid of them, say theres an old lady with £20 outside defensless that usually does the job.

That's not a bad idea

I'm not sure if they nicked a pool cue but one of them definitely nicked an ashtray. I saw one of them empty it out and put it into his chavette's handbag. They're a disease.

[Peerzy]

What kind of brainless twat steals a manky (no offence Manker) pub cue? They're not even sturdy enough for kicking off.

Don't ask me, they were minors as well like 16-17, they were being forced out the pub (underaged drinking) and they grabbed the cue and ran....

Ha-****ing-ha

[DanB]

at least he empited it first

[Peerzy]

at least he empited it first

[Lilmiss]

I get 'em in my pub too.


Yup, not a lot you can do about those chav's when they start multiplying and infesting themselves in public houses. Our breed drink Ribena, or Snakebite for the older ones, and rip up all my beer mats. They also listen to Keane and Oasis on a loop on the jukebox, much to my annoyance.


Hopefully the Government will release their Anti-Chav stun gun soon, but til then we are forced to be amongst them.


Hope they dont carry fleas or rabies.

[Cheese]

Has someone hijacked Peerzy's account?