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    Im sorry for doing this- but this one scared me- so I had to. a little girl named chelsy mccan was killed in 1933 by a homicidal maniac who buried her alive while chanting a satanic chant. "tomo sama te blistat" those were the words spoken , and now u have read them . . . anyone who reads the chant will meet a small child in the middle of the night. she will be on your ceiling as you sleep. she will suffacate you as she was suffacated . . .unless you send this to at least 20 people before tomorrow.
    jus thought i'd post it
    no worries for me already sent it to 20+ ppl

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    Can someone shoot him now? Please?

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    Those kinda things scare me....thanks a lot.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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    So she's going to jump off my ceiling and bury me alive?

    Meh, I've had a few beers...I'll give her a headbutt and kick her the **** out of my room. Stupid badly spelled ceiling crawling toddlers.

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    Can a mod delete this thread so the gravity defying toddler attacks the dipshit known as h121589. Thanks.

    I've also read that legend and it says that if the person who posts it doesn't get 30 people to read it in 15 minutes then they have their eyes torn out by wolves and bees.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Meh, I watched the video they feature in Ringu and in the American remake The Ring and nothing happened to me.

    Mind you, I don't have a phone so that's that greasy haired tart ****ed ain't it?


    Edit: I don't even have a TV!!!111 Total ****dom for Sadako/Samara.
    Last edited by Withcheese; 01-04-2005 at 03:51 AM.

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    As a sidenote to those who have The Ring DVD try this:

    The cursed "video" is available as an easter egg on the DVD. Select look here and press down and your cursor will disappear. Press enter. This has an interesting feature; your remote control is disabled. Once the "video" has started playing, you can't stop it, pause it, fast-forward it, or return to the menu. Unless you turn off the TV, you're forced to watch the whole thing. When it's over, the DVD returns to the menu, then you hear a phone ring twice before you're given control over your remote again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Withcheese
    Meh, I watched the video they feature in Ringu and in the American remake The Ring and nothing happened to me.

    Mind you, I don't have a phone so that's that greasy haired tart ****ed ain't it?


    Edit: I don't even have a TV!!!111 Total ****dom for Sadako/Samara.
    I was just about to say that before your edit

    You do have a ceiling there tho', right. If you get attacked by the baby from Trainspotting, let us know tomorrow. Take some phoaties, if you can.

    It would be a fine thread, of that I am sure.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by h121589
    Im sorry for doing this- but this one scared me- so I had to. a little girl named chelsy mccan was killed in 1933 by a homicidal maniac who buried her alive while chanting a satanic chant. "tomo sama te blistat" those were the words spoken , and now u have read them . . . anyone who reads the chant will meet a small child in the middle of the night. she will be on your ceiling as you sleep. she will suffacate you as she was suffacated . . .unless you send this to at least 20 people before tomorrow.
    jus thought i'd post it
    no worries for me already sent it to 20+ ppl
    A little girl is going to suffocate me tonight? I say bring it on bitch!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Withcheese
    As a sidenote to those who have The Ring DVD try this:

    oh goddamnit that scared the shitnitz out of me

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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