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Thread: The Geography of Men and Woman

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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    The Geography of a Woman
    Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful with bushland around the fertile deltas.

    Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries with cash or cars.

    Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of its own beauty.

    Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and desirable place to visit.

    Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Iraq. She lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

    Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps people away.

    Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a glorious and all conquering past but alas no future (a bit like Tony Blair, maybe Blair's a women really).

    After 70, they become Albania or Afghanistan. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

    The Geography of a Man
    Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.

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    cpt_azad's Avatar Colonel
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    Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Zimbabwe - ruled by a dick.

    Jeff Loomis: He's so good, he doesn't need to be dead to have a tribute.

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    LMFAO!! Last ones a good one!!!


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