If you Were.......

[LikeOldSlipper]

If you were an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac, would you lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog??

btw, my nick should end in "slippers" but my fingers are drunk.

[Mr. Mulder]

elcome yo the board slippwer :02;

[Peerzy]

If you were an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac, would you lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog??

btw, my nick should end in "slippers" but my fingers are drunk.

Hallo,

Wie HeiB du wien getrunken, und ich finde du schelcklic

[hobbes]

Welcome dick in slippers.

The nitpick police, with Commissioner Jpol, will warn you that you have made a violation of the subjunctive mood.

One should lie awake all night wondering if there were a dog.

I personally couldn't give a whit.

[Lilmiss]

A dog?
Where?


My fingers are stoned silly.

[Peerzy]

A dog?
Where?


My fingers are stoned silly.

Du das hieB eine Hund?

[LikeOldSlipper]

I would go for "was" a dog rather than "were" a dog.

my fingers are drunker.

Whats with the german??

[Peerzy]

I would go for "was" a dog rather than "were" a dog.

my fingers are drunker.

Whats with the german??

Ich finde LikeOldSlipper sehr secksish und man kann condom eine truffen

[hobbes]

I would go for "was" a dog rather than "were" a dog.

my fingers are drunker.

Whats with the german??

You are stating something other than fact and therefore must use the subjunctive mood.

Many people say:

"If I was king"

since you are not king it should be

"If I were king".

If you cannot say that God is a dog, you must use the subjunctive mood. I offer this for nitpick God Jpol.

[LikeOldSlipper]

oh har har har (slaps thighs)

Franz Ferdinand are this years Darkness, i.e, disappear................