Yesterday word got out the famous Pedro had a major plastic surgery done
in a private clinic, just outside of Santa Domingo, including a half sexchange.
Sources in the clinic told us that Pedro had chosen the ParisCharles*-
package, after doctors told him the BushLaden-look was not available
It seems that Pedro, now named Conchita, was offered this deal by the CIA,
after they discovered his pie-act with Napoleon Dynamite was actually a
cover up for drugdeliveries to addicted housewifes.
After closing a deal for immunity, telling the CIA about the whole scheme,
he chose the surgery over a witness-protection program with a safehouse.
It seems currently the CIA, InterPol and Scotland Yard are looking for
several witnesses. The names of a certain Agent "Raincoat"Skweek, Mr.
Hobbes, BoogerBrother, Shit Faced, Mr. Monkey, "Barbiturate"
El Mario Estupendo
, Dan "Peerzy" B., Miss Mod Sara, The
and "Peanut" Ike were apperently leaked in the investigation.