[Breaking News!!] Pedro had a very extreme make-over........

[Yogi]

[From our correspondent in Santa Domingo-Dominican Republic, Juan Paco

Loco]

Yesterday word got out the famous Pedro had a major plastic surgery done

in a private clinic, just outside of Santa Domingo, including a half sexchange.

Sources in the clinic told us that Pedro had chosen the ParisCharles*-

package, after doctors told him the BushLaden-look was not available

anymore.

It seems that Pedro, now named Conchita, was offered this deal by the CIA,

after they discovered his pie-act with Napoleon Dynamite was actually a

cover up for drugdeliveries to addicted housewifes.

After closing a deal for immunity, telling the CIA about the whole scheme,

he chose the surgery over a witness-protection program with a safehouse.

It seems currently the CIA, InterPol and Scotland Yard are looking for

several witnesses. The names of a certain Agent "Raincoat"Skweek, Mr.

Hobbes, BoogerBrother, Shit Faced, Mr. Monkey, "Barbiturate" Manker,

El Mario Estupendo, Dan "Peerzy" B., Miss Mod Sara, The NikkiD,

and "Peanut" Ike were apperently leaked in the investigation.

Just on a MBN broadcast word got out Conchita, formerly Pedro, is recovering

well and excited to see the result of his/her make-over, wich should result in

a stunning look; a mix of Pedro's lifetime Idols, Paris Hilton and Prince Charles.



We will keep you posted on more details off this shocking story.


In the meantime, do not panic and be cautious in your communication with

each of the people under investigation.


Yogi

[{I}{K}{E}]

who is Pedro

[Yogi]

who is Pedro

Omg, IKE, this denial act starts getting annoying............

I think i'll tell the proper authorities about you; anyone asking who

Pedro/Conchita is, will be considered a suspect.


YoBS

[manker]

I can report that IKE and 'Conchita' are now officially an item



If anyone knows which is which, please forward details to Agent Barbiturate Manker.

[{I}{K}{E}]

Omg, IKE, this denial act starts getting annoying............

I think i'll tell the proper authorities about you; anyone asking who

Pedro/Conchita is, will be considered a suspect.


YoBS

Did I do something wrong

[Yogi]

I can report that IKE and 'Conchita' are now officially an item



If anyone knows which is which, please forward details to Agent Barbiturate Manker.

This is not exactly peanuts what you tell us here, Agent Barbiturate Manker.

Though i'm not surprised, seeing IKE's persistant denial.

Where do you have your sources.......????

And to IKE: Congrats, you are the first to start a relation with a half-

transsexual.

Your courage to let love prevail over prejudice , will be an inspiration to us

all!!!

And some will even feel envy, cos Conchita will write history!!!!

Do you happen to know when Conchita's bandages will be removed?



Yogi