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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    In a State Of Confusion
    The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take
    any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing
    one letter, and supply a new definition.

    Here are this year's winners:

    1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
    realize it was your money to
    start with.

    2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly

    3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
    ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign
    of breaking down in the near future.

    4 Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

    5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
    financially impotent for an indefinite period.

    6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

    7 Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
    8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

    10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

    11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really
    bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a
    serious bummer.

    12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

    13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

    14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they
    come at you rapidly.

    15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've
    accidentally walked through a spider web.

    16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your
    bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

    17. Caterpallor (n): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the
    fruit you're eating.

    And the pick of the literature:

    18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole

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